This is my new favorite thing in the history of life
The Houses of Hogwarts - Created by Autlaw
#okay #so in one little exchange #edmund shuts down miraz’s attempt to patronize him #corrects his knowledge #states that he is king and thus miraz’s equal #makes a witty joke about his title of the Just that sails right over miraz’s head #humbly affirms peter’s higher authority #and finishes off by making miraz look like an idiot #in under a minute he reverses and takes control of the entire discussion #as easily and casually as if he’s having a chat with reepicheep #lewis says that he was the diplomat-king #and my headcanon is that he was head of narnian espionage as well #because look at this boy #how he dances with words #how he masters men three times his age #and tell me he wouldn’t be absolutely LETHAL
"Motherfuckers will read a book that’s 1/3 elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and White people think we’re taking over."
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
These two are probably the best out of all the face characters